I'm up to emails right now, and I'm happy to say I only have 4 emails in my inbox, all with actual useful information in them.
One of them, I can delete once this post is done. My husband sent me the picture below, and I never did anything with it until now. There was no explanation in the body of the email. There was no body of the email at all, just a subject line of "You Perty" (Thanks Hun, you perty too).
There wasn't really an explanation needed. We don't have kids. I do have diabetes though, and that's close enough.
Some very bad photoshop skills later, and this is what I came up with: